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Fiorello's Hard Boiled Eggs (98-44, +21 GA)

Owner Jason Kiernan / Email Team
Manager Otis B. Driftwood
Stadium The Stateroom
Mascot There ain't no Sanity Clause!
Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché who's on first?
Cash Balance* 2679
*In Thousands  

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Team History

Franchise Record300-204 (.595)League Champion: 2020, 2018

Owner Record300-204 (.595) 4 yearsConference Champion: 2020, 2018, 2017
Most Wins101 (2017)Division Champion: 2020, 2018, 2017
Most Losses84 (2019)Largest Victory Margin: 13 games (2018) 
Federation Champion: 2018
Benchwarmer Bash - Champion: 2018
Team Roster - Week 26
Last Updated 9/18/2021 Player information semi-accurate as of 9/16/2021

Current Roster/Lineup

SlotNameML TeamPosAuth PosSalaryStatusContract
L1Dansby SwansonAtlDHSS4172 2022
L2Michael BrantleyHouOFOF2382IL 
L3Jose RamirezCle3B3B6771 2021
L4Randal GrichukTorOFOF3613  
L5Paul GoldschmidtStL1B1B3828  
L6Eric HaaseDetCC, OF100  
L7Javier BaezNYMSSSS, 2B2894 2022*
L8Wil MyersSDOFOF2670 2021
L9Cesar HernandezCWS2B2B3375  
B1Brandon BeltSF 1B2029  
B2Justin UptonLAA OF1209IL 
B3Gary SanchezNYY C1215 2021
B4Joc PedersonAtl OF1147  
B5Matt CarpenterStL 3B, 1B, 2B1488  
P1Nathan EovaldiBos SP1045 2022
P2Adam WainwrightStL SP3148 2021
P3Madison BumgarnerAri SP1412  
P4Clayton KershawLAD SP4988  
P5Drew SmylyAtl SP, RP842 2022*
S1Miles MikolasStL SP1054  
S2Yusei KikuchiSea SP1009 2022*
R1Edwin DiazNYM RP2832 2021
R2Sergio RomoOak RP1398  
R3Ryne StanekHou RP473  
R4Codi HeuerChC RP1181  
R5Genesis CabreraStL RP831  
TThomas PhamSD OF1322  
TJake DiekmanOak RP3790  
TAlec MillsChC SP, RP1648  
TKwang-Hyun KimStL SP1381 2022
TKyle FinneganWas RP927  
TJoe JimenezDet RP792IL2021
TTyler AlexanderDet RP, SP674  
TAlex ReyesStL RP549 2023
TWade LeBlancStL SP, RP488IL 
TRyan TeperaCWS RP472IL 
MYu-Cheng ChangCle SS, 2B, 3B, 1B100  
MCarlos HernandezKC SP, RP199  
MCarl Edwards Jr.CWS RP189m 
MWily PeraltaDet RP, SP159  
MKyle FunkhouserDet RP, SP145  
MChris FlexenSea RP, SP101 2022*
MManuel RodriguezChC RP100  
MKeegan ThompsonChC SP, RP100IL 
MJordan SheffieldCol RP100  
prBrent HoneywellTB SP100m 
IRCarter KieboomWas 3B367  
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limits

Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (14) Hitters over 250 (24)
Minimum Pitchers (12) Pitchers over 250 (22)
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role Players over 250 (36)
    Players in minor league (10)

Total 40-man Roster Size - minimum 26 - maximum 46

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