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Mustache Mashers (70-50, +1 GA)
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Owner
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Dave Matter / Email Team
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| Stadium |
Handlebar field |
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| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
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| Cash Balance* |
400 |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 579-525 (.524) | League Champion: 2025 | 
| | Owner Record | 579-525 (.524) 8 years | Conference Champion: 2025 | | Most Wins | 92 (2025) | Division Champion: 2025 | | Most Losses | 81 (2024) | Largest Victory Margin: 9 games (2025) | Gore Cup Champ: 2021; Bottom Feeder Champ: 2022 |
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| Last Updated 8/19/2026 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 8/18/2026 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| R2 | Hogan Harris | Ath | | RP | 707 | | | | L5 | Ronald Acuna | Atl | OF | OF | 1677 | | | | R4 | Dylan Dodd | Atl | | RP | 222 | | | | R5 | Didier Fuentes | Atl | | SP, RP | 100 | | | | L4 | Matt Olson | Atl | 1B | 1B | 5307 | | | | S3 | Garrett Crochet | Bos | | SP | 5551 | IL | | | P5 | Ranger Suarez | Bos | | SP | 2788 | | | | T1 | Miguel Amaya | ChC | | C | 284 | | | | T5 | Braxton Garrett | ChC | | SP | 325 | m | | | M08 | Franco Aleman | Cle | | RP | 100 | m | | | P4 | Joey Cantillo | Cle | | RP, SP | 777 | | | | B5 | Angel Martinez | Cle | | 2B, OF | 830 | | | | L3 | Jose Ramirez | Cle | 3B | 3B | 6390 | | | | T6 | Daniel Schneemann | Cle | | 2B, 3B, OF, SS | 683 | m | | | pr | Ralphy Velazquez | Cle | | 1B | 100 | m | | | P1 | Gavin Williams | Cle | | SP | 2544 | | | | L7 | Hunter Goodman | Col | C | C | 1770 | IL | 2027* | | M01 | Kyle Karros | Col | | 3B | 154 | IL | | | pr | Hagen Smith | CWS | | SP, RP | 100 | | | | R3 | Grant Taylor | CWS | | RP, SP | 269 | | | | L6 | Riley Greene | Det | OF | OF | 3652 | IL | 2026 | | R1 | Kenley Jansen | Det | | RP | 2177 | | | | B1 | Maikel Garcia | KC | | 3B, 2B, SS | 3350 | | | | M04 | Dalton Rushing | LAD | | C, 1B | 166 | IL | | | IR | Will D. Smith | LAD | | C | 1567 | IL | 2026 | | B6 | Joe Mack | Mia | | C | 100 | | | | B4 | Javier Sanoja | Mia | | 2B, 3B, OF, SS | 557 | | | | B3 | Sal Frelick | Mil | | OF | 1618 | IL | | | T4 | Mark Vientos | NYM | | 3B, 1B | 1169 | IL | | | M02 | Justin Crawford | Phi | | OF | 100 | | | | M07 | Andrew Painter | Phi | | SP | 100 | | | | L2 | Trea Turner | Phi | SS | SS | 4107 | | | | L1 | Nick Gonzales | Pit | 2B | 2B, SS, 3B | 802 | | 2027* | | P2 | Emerson Hancock | Sea | | SP | 437 | | | | M09 | Victor Bericoto | SF | | OF, 1B | 100 | | | | R6 | Sam Hentges | SF | | RP | 164 | | | | P3 | Michael McGreevy | StL | | SP | 456 | | | | T2 | Pedro Pages | StL | | C | 646 | | | | L8 | JJ Wetherholt | StL | DH | SS, 3B, 2B | 100 | | 2027* | | S2 | Freddy Peralta | TB | | SP | 4422 | | | | L9 | Chandler Simpson | TB | OF | OF | 719 | | | | M10 | Carson Williams | TB | | SS | 116 | m | | | B2 | Evan Carter | Tex | | OF | 279 | | | | S1 | Kumar Rocker | Tex | | SP | 261 | | | | M05 | Ricky Tiedemann | Tor | | SP | 100 | m | | | M06 | Andrew Alvarez | Was | | SP, RP | 156 | | | | T3 | Dylan Crews | Was | | OF | 455 | | | | M03 | Harry Ford | Was | | C | 100 | | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limits
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
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| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
| Players on IR (max 1): |
Prospects (max 5): |
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