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Plastic Ono Memory Elephants (85-65, +6 GA)

Owner John Hula / Email Team
Manager the walrus
Stadium shadows on the wall
Mascot the mongoose
Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché there are no problems, only solutions.
Cash Balance* 86
*In Thousands  
   

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Team History

Franchise Record1679-1526 (.524)League Champion: 2017, 2008 
Owner Record690-564 (.550) 9 yearsConference Champion: 2025, 2017, 2008
Most Wins103 (2017)Division Champion: 2025, 2024, 2023, 2020, 2017, 2014, 2011, 2008, 2006
Most Losses91 (2009)Largest Victory Margin: 22 games (2017)Bottom Feeder Champ: 2021, 2010, 2004
Team Roster - Week -2
Last Updated 3/8/2026 Player information semi-accurate as of 3/3/2026

Current Roster/Lineup

SlotNameML TeamPosAuth PosSalaryStatusContract
L3Francisco LindorNYMSSSS5855  
L5Eugenio SuarezCin3B3B4260  
R1Edwin DiazLAD RP3698  
P2Dylan CeaseTor SP3247  
P1Jacob deGromTex SP2860 2026
P5Chris SaleAtl SP2729  
L2Ozzie AlbiesAtl2B2B2597  
P4Mitch KellerPit SP2580  
L4Spencer TorkelsonDet1B1B2561 2026
L6Jeremy PenaHouDHSS2440  
R2Carlos EstevezKC RP2357  
TNick LodoloCin SP2292  
S1Luis SeverinoAth SP2037  
L7Lourdes GurrielAriOFOF1771  
P3Casey MizeDet SP1749 2026
L8J.T. RealmutoPhiCC1457  
L1Luis RobertNYMOFOF1184  
B2Brooks LeeMin 2B, 3B, SS1003  
B3Rhys HoskinsCle 1B895m 
L9Giancarlo StantonNYYOFOF856  
B4Cam SmithHou OF845  
B1Jasson DominguezNYY OF771  
 Hogan HarrisAth RP707  
R3Michael KopechFA RP544  
TJoey BartPit C511  
S3Emerson HancockSea SP437  
S2Max MeyerMia SP382  
 Jordan RomanoLAA RP376  
THenry DavisPit C295  
B5Austin MartinMin OF, 2B245m 
 Justin SlatenBos RP230  
MRobert HassellWas OF217  
 Marcelo MayerBos 3B, 2B149  
 Drey JamesonAri RP115  
 Owen CaissieMia OF100  
 Slade CaldwellAri OF100m 
 Billy CarlsonCWS SS100m 
 Victor Mesa Jr.TB OF100  
 Bryce RainerDet SS100m 
 Tommy TroyAri SS, 2B100m 
 Eli WillitsWas SS100m 
MGage WoodPhi SP100m 
 Nick YorkePit 2B, 1B, OF100m 
  
 
 

Roster Limits

Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15) Hitters over 250 (21)
Minimum Pitchers (14) Pitchers over 250 (20)
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role Players over 250 (35)
    Players in minor league (10)

Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45
These players don't count against your 40-man limit
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