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General Anesthetic (64-86, 27 GB)
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Owner
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John Hula / Email Team
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| Manager |
Corporal Punishment |
| Stadium |
The Theatre of War |
| Mascot |
An Abject Figure |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
This means war! |
| Cash Balance* |
2677 |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 1115-1189 (.484) | League Champion: 2021 | | | Owner Record | 589-665 (.470) 9 years | Conference Champion: 2021 | | Most Wins | 86 (2014) | Division Champion: 2021, 2014, 2011 | | Most Losses | 87 (2024, 2017) | Largest Victory Margin: 14 games (2011) | Gore Cup Champ: 2022, 2013 |
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| Last Updated 10/19/2026 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 9/6/2026 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| L4 | Willson Contreras | Bos | 1B | 1B | 1610 | IL | 2027* | | S2 | Emerson Hancock | Sea | | SP | 437 | IL | 2027* | | P4 | Max Meyer | Mia | | SP | 382 | IL | 2027* | | L6 | Riley Greene | Det | OF | OF | 3652 | | 2026 | | P3 | Casey Mize | SD | | SP | 1749 | | 2026 | | P5 | Zack Wheeler | Phi | | SP | 3452 | | | | P1 | Dylan Cease | Tor | | SP | 3247 | | | | P2 | Sonny Gray | Bos | | SP | 3111 | | | | L2 | Dansby Swanson | ChC | SS | SS | 2968 | IL | | | L1 | Gleyber Torres | Det | 2B | 2B | 2808 | | | | T | Mitch Keller | Pit | | SP | 2580 | IL | | | L5 | Spencer Torkelson | Det | DH | 1B | 2561 | | | | L3 | Nolan Arenado | Ari | 3B | 3B | 1776 | | | | T | Lourdes Gurriel | Ari | | OF | 1771 | | | | T | Nick Kurtz | Ath | | 1B | 1719 | IL | | | L9 | Sal Frelick | Mil | OF | OF | 1618 | | | | S1 | Eduardo Rodriguez | Ari | | SP | 1539 | | | | B6 | Patrick Bailey | Cle | | C | 1040 | | | | B4 | Tommy Edman | LAD | | 2B, OF, 3B | 877 | | | | B2 | Royce Lewis | Min | | 3B, 1B, 2B | 843 | | | | R3 | Hogan Harris | Ath | | RP | 707 | | | | R2 | Andrew Kittredge | Bal | | RP | 699 | | | | B1 | Kody Clemens | Min | | 1B, 2B, OF | 690 | | | | B5 | Taylor Walls | TB | | SS | 552 | | | | T | Michael Kopech | FA | | RP | 544 | | | | IR | Eloy Jimenez | Tor | | OF, 1B | 350 | m | | | B3 | Brady House | Was | | 3B | 301 | | | | R5 | Steven Cruz | KC | | RP | 301 | | | | M | Austin Martin | Min | | OF, 2B | 245 | IL | | | R4 | Ben Joyce | LAA | | RP | 229 | | | | M | Robert Hassell | Pit | | OF | 217 | m | | | M | Jackson Jobe | Det | | SP | 200 | | | | R1 | Mason Montgomery | Pit | | RP | 184 | | | | R6 | Jonathan Loaisiga | Ari | | RP | 114 | | | | S3 | Daniel Duarte | NYM | | RP, x | 103 | | | | pr | Gavin Fien | Was | | 3B | 100 | m | | | L7 | Victor Mesa Jr. | TB | OF | OF | 100 | | | | pr | Gavin Cross | KC | | OF | 100 | m | | | M | Zac Veen | Col | | OF | 100 | | | | M | JR Ritchie | Atl | | SP, RP | 100 | m | | | pr | Drew Burress | Ath | | OF | 100 | m | | | L8 | Carter Jensen | KC | C | C | 100 | | | | pr | Max Clark | Det | | OF | 100 | | | | M | Blaze Jordan | StL | | 1B, 3B | 100 | IL | | | pr | Gavin Kilen | SF | | SS | 100 | m | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limits
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Roster Maximums |
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Current Value |
| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
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| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
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Prospects (max 5): |
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