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Fiorello's Hard Boiled Eggs (15-12, ---)
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Owner
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Jason Kiernan / Email Team
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| Manager |
Otis B. Driftwood |
| Stadium |
The Stateroom |
| Mascot |
There ain't no Sanity Clause! |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
who's on first?
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| Cash Balance* |
2782 |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 732-522 (.584) | League Champion: 2020, 2018 | | | Owner Record | 732-522 (.584) 9 years | Conference Champion: 2020, 2018, 2017 | | Most Wins | 101 (2021, 2017) | Division Champion: 2022, 2021, 2020, 2018, 2017 | | Most Losses | 84 (2025, 2019) | Largest Victory Margin: 23 games (2022) | | | Federation Champion: 2018 | | Benchwarmer Bash - Champion: 2018 |
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| Last Updated 5/3/2026 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 5/1/2026 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| M | Druw Jones | Ari | | OF | 100 | m | | | P3 | Eduardo Rodriguez | Ari | | SP | 1539 | | | | R4 | Paul Sewald | Ari | | RP | 381 | | | | P5 | Aaron Civale | Ath | | SP | 1046 | | | | M | Denzel Clarke | Ath | | OF | 161 | IL | | | L7 | Austin Riley | Atl | 3B | 3B | 1841 | | | | R1 | Robert Suarez | Atl | | RP | 2385 | | | | T | Ryan Helsley | Bal | | RP | 1442 | | | | L4 | Gunnar Henderson | Bal | SS | SS | 3943 | | 2026 | | L6 | Willson Contreras | Bos | 1B | 1B | 1610 | | 2026 | | pr | Ethan Conrad | ChC | | OF | 100 | m | | | L1 | Ian Happ | ChC | OF | OF | 3537 | | | | B5 | Carson Kelly | ChC | | C | 889 | | | | T | Justin Steele | ChC | | SP | 677 | IL | | | S3 | Rhett Lowder | Cin | | SP | 133 | | | | L2 | Jose Ramirez | Cle | DH | 3B | 6390 | | | | M | Kris Bryant | Col | | DH | 184 | IL | | | B6 | Luisangel Acuna | CWS | | 2B, 3B, SS, OF | 189 | | | | M | Anthony Kay | CWS | | SP | 100 | | | | R5 | Sean Newcomb | CWS | | RP | 806 | | | | S1 | Shane Smith | CWS | | SP | 1644 | m | | | M | Drew Anderson | Det | | SP, RP | 100 | | | | B1 | Javier Baez | Det | | 3B, SS, OF, 2B | 1097 | IL | 2026 | | T | Randal Grichuk | FA | | OF | 614 | | | | L5 | Jo Adell | LAA | OF | OF | 1742 | | 2026 | | P4 | Yusei Kikuchi | LAA | | SP | 2825 | | | | T | Alek Manoah | LAA | | SP | 302 | IL | | | M | Chase Silseth | LAA | | RP | 122 | | | | L3 | William Contreras | Mil | C | C | 3650 | | | | B4 | Gary Sanchez | Mil | | C | 265 | | | | R6 | Justin Topa | Min | | RP | 379 | | | | R3 | Brent Headrick | NYY | | RP | 166 | | | | L8 | Brandon Lowe | Pit | 2B | 2B | 1846 | | 2026 | | B3 | Miguel Andujar | SD | | 3B, OF | 762 | | | | T | Joe Musgrove | SD | | SP | 481 | IL | | | L9 | Luke Raley | Sea | OF | 1B, OF | 552 | | | | R2 | Gregory Santos | SF | | RP | 168 | | | | B2 | Nolan Gorman | StL | | 2B, 3B, 1B | 930 | | | | P2 | Dustin May | StL | | SP | 626 | | | | Cut | Pedro Pages | StL | | C | 646 | | | | M | Casey Legumina | TB | | RP | 247 | | | | P1 | Nathan Eovaldi | Tex | | SP | 2634 | | 2026 | | S2 | Jack Leiter | Tex | | SP | 1665 | | | | T | Shane Bieber | Tor | | SP | 441 | IL | | | M | JoJo Parker | Tor | | SS | 100 | m | | | M | Clayton Beeter | Was | | RP | 100 | IL | | | pr | Eli Willits | Was | | SS | 100 | m | |
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Roster Limits
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Roster Maximums |
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
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| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
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Prospects (max 5): |
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