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Stateroom Egg Boilers (63-72, 14 GB)
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Owner
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Jason Kiernan / Email Team
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| Manager |
Groucho |
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Opera House |
| Mascot |
Hard Boiled Egg |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
Earned by winning the 2018 Benchwarmer Bash! |
| Cash Balance* |
2224 |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 1451-1003 (.591) | League Champion: 2021, 2019, 2015, 2013 | | | Owner Record | 622-482 (.563) 8 years | Conference Champion: 2021, 2019, 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013 | | Most Wins | 108 (2014) | Division Champion: 2024, 2021, 2020, 2019, 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013, 2012, 2011, 2009 | | Most Losses | 92 (2023) | Largest Victory Margin: 34 games (2014) | Gore Cup Champ: 2025; Bottom Feeder Champ: 2010 |
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| Last Updated 9/2/2026 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 9/6/2026 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| M | Luisangel Acuna | CWS | | 2B, 3B, SS, OF | 189 | | | | L4 | Jo Adell | Cle | OF | OF | 1742 | | 2027* | | L2 | Jose Altuve | Hou | 2B | 2B, OF | 3332 | | | | M | Drew Anderson | Det | | SP, RP | 100 | | | | L6 | Nolan Arenado | Ari | 3B | 3B | 1776 | | | | R6 | Javier Assad | ChC | | SP, RP | 702 | | | | B2 | Javier Baez | Det | | 3B, SS, OF, 2B | 1097 | | | | IR | Shane Bieber | Tor | | SP | 441 | IL | | | M | Kris Bryant | Col | | DH | 184 | IL | | | pr | Drew Burress | Ath | | OF | 100 | m | | | M | Jose Cabrera | Ari | | SP | 100 | | | | pr | Cam Collier | Cin | | 3B | 100 | m | | | pr | Ethan Conrad | ChC | | OF | 100 | m | | | T | Garrett Crochet | Bos | | SP | 5551 | IL | 2027 | | P1 | Jacob deGrom | Tex | | SP | 2860 | | 2026 | | T | Nathan Eovaldi | Tex | | SP | 2634 | IL | | | B4 | Drew Gilbert | SF | | OF | 121 | | | | L7 | Randal Grichuk | CWS | OF | OF | 614 | | | | P4 | Foster Griffin | Cle | | SP | 100 | | 2028* | | R2 | Brent Headrick | NYY | | RP | 166 | | 2027* | | T | Ryan Helsley | Bal | | RP | 1442 | IL | 2026 | | B5 | Kyle Higashioka | Tex | | C | 634 | IL | | | S2 | Shota Imanaga | ChC | | SP | 2451 | | | | T | Joe Jimenez | Atl | | RP | 524 | IL | | | M | Ryan Johnson | LAA | | RP, SP | 100 | | | | R4 | Craig Kimbrel | KC | | RP | 382 | | | | pr | Seaver King | Was | | SS | 100 | m | | | R3 | Andrew Kittredge | Bal | | RP | 699 | | | | M | Alex Lange | KC | | RP | 223 | | | | L1 | Jung Hoo Lee | SF | OF | OF | 1772 | | 2027* | | M | Casey Legumina | TB | | RP | 247 | | | | L3 | Francisco Lindor | NYM | SS | SS | 5855 | | | | T | Curtis Mead | Bos | | 1B, 3B, 2B | 281 | IL | | | P5 | Keider Montero | Det | | SP, RP | 564 | | | | B6 | Sean Murphy | Atl | | C | 698 | | | | R5 | Sean Newcomb | CWS | | RP | 806 | | | | M | Cody Ponce | Tor | | SP | 101 | IL | | | R1 | Jordan Romano | Col | | RP | 376 | | | | L8 | Keibert Ruiz | Was | C | C | 671 | | | | M | Chase Silseth | Tex | | RP | 122 | | | | P2 | Tarik Skubal | LAD | | SP | 7371 | | 2026 | | S3 | Shane Smith | CWS | | SP | 1644 | m | | | S1 | Jose Soriano | Tor | | SP | 1843 | | 2026 | | L9 | Kyle Stowers | Mia | DH | OF, 1B | 1142 | | 2026 | | T | Robert Suarez | Atl | | RP | 2385 | IL | 2026 | | M | Jose Tena | Was | | 3B, 2B, OF | 204 | | | | L5 | Spencer Torkelson | Det | 1B | 1B | 2561 | | 2027 | | B3 | Jared Triolo | Pit | | 1B, 3B, SS, 2B | 708 | | | | P3 | Walbert Urena | LAA | | SP | 100 | | 2027* | | B1 | Jacob Wilson | Ath | | SS | 1275 | IL | 2027 |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limits
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
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| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
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Prospects (max 5): |
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