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Plush sung by Percival Edmund (95-55, +14 GA)

Owner Jason Kiernan / Email Team
Manager Phillip Chang
Stadium N.O.W.H.E.R.E
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Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché Superboy can't beat me
Cash Balance* 216
*In Thousands  
   

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Team History

Franchise Record655-449 (.593)League Champion: 2025, 2023, 2019

Owner Record655-449 (.593) 8 yearsConference Champion: 2025, 2024, 2023, 2022, 2019
Most Wins98 (2021)Division Champion: 2025, 2024, 2023, 2022, 2021, 2019
Most Losses69 (2023)Largest Victory Margin: 14 games (2025) 
Association Champion: 2024
Team Roster - Week 1
Last Updated 3/24/2026 Player information semi-accurate as of 3/21/2026

Current Roster/Lineup

SlotNameML TeamPosAuth PosSalaryStatusContract
S3Mick AbelMin SP142  
B3Luisangel AcunaCWS 2B, 3B, SS189  
L5Jo AdellLAAOFOF1742  
L6Pete AlonsoBal1B1B5598  
B2Gabriel AriasCle 2B, SS, 3B829  
MAiva ArquetteMia SS100m 
MKris BryantCol DH184IL 
 Jake BurgerTex 1B1234  
MDenzel ClarkeAth OF161  
B1Ernie ClementTor 2B, 3B, SS, 1B1540  
L9William ContrerasMilCC3650  
P1Garrett CrochetBos SP5551 2026
P2Nathan EovaldiTex SP2634  
L2Riley GreeneDetOFOF3652 2027
B6Randal GrichukNYY OF614  
S2Foster GriffinWas SP100  
 Emerson HancockSea SP437  
R4Hunter HarveyChC RP201  
R1Ryan HelsleyBal RP1442  
 Ryan JohnsonLAA RP100  
 Casey LeguminaSea RP247  
L7Brandon LowePit2B2B1846  
TAlek ManoahLAA SP302IL 
 Ron MarinaccioSD RP119  
P5Lance McCullersHou SP251  
B4Max P. MuncyAth 2B, 3B, SS233  
B5Sean MurphyAtl C698IL 
R6Jedixson PaezCWS SP100  
 JoJo ParkerTor SS100m 
S1Eury PerezMia SP640  
 Luis RobertNYM OF1184  
R2Taylor RogersMin RP826  
P3Chris SaleAtl SP2729  
MGregory SantosSF RP168m 
L3Kyle SchwarberPhiDHDH6959  
 Justin SlatenBos RP230  
P4Shane SmithCWS SP1644  
TMitch SpenceKC RP570m 
MRobert StephensonLAA RP150IL 
L4Kyle StowersMiaOFOF1142IL2026
R3Robert SuarezAtl RP2385  
R5Justin TopaMin RP379  
L1Trea TurnerPhiSSSS4107  
L8Mark VientosNYM3B3B1169  
TRyan WeissHou SP100  
 
 
 

Roster Limits

Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15) Hitters over 250 (21)
Minimum Pitchers (14) Pitchers over 250 (20)
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role Players over 250 (35)
    Players in minor league (10)

Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45

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