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    			Yzermen Than Me Have Told Me What To Do (71-79, 19 GB)
                
    			
                  
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                    Owner
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                    John Hula /  Email Team 
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                    | Manager | 
                    'Beam Me Up, Scotty' Bowman | 
                   
                  
                    | Stadium | 
                    'Juggernaut Joe' Louis Barrow Arena | 
                   
                  
                    | Mascot | 
                    'Angry Al' the Octopus | 
                   
                  
                    | Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché | 
                    The sterling legacy rolls on. | 
                   
                  
                    | Cash Balance* | 
                    
                    2113 | 
                   
                  
                    | *In Thousands | 
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                     Instant Messaging/Twitter:  | 
                    
                    None listed
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				Team History |  | Franchise Record | 500-454 (.524) | Division Champion: 2020, 2019, 2018 |   |  | Owner Record | 500-454 (.524) 7 years | Largest Victory Margin: 10 games (2019) |  | Most Wins | 96 (2018) |   |  | Most Losses | 86 (2021) |   | Gore Cup Champ: 2022; Bottom Feeder Champ: 2024 |   
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                        | Last Updated 10/26/2025 | 
                        
                        	Player information semi-accurate as of 9/16/2025 | 
                       
                      
                     
Current Roster/Lineup
    			
				| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract | 
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 | L4 | Freddie Freeman | LAD | 1B | 1B | 5585 |   |   |  | L5 | Spencer Torkelson | Det | DH | 1B | 1428 |   |   |  | T | Jake Burger | Tex |   | 1B, 3B | 1793 |   |   |  | pr | Jac Caglianone (Batter) | KC |   | 1B, SP, OF | 100 |   |   |  | L1 | Brice Turang | Mil | 2B | 2B | 1904 |   |   |  | B3 | Christopher Morel | TB |   | 2B, 3B, OF | 1388 |   |   |  | B2 | Amed Rosario | NYY |   | 2B, OF, 3B, SS | 1195 |   |   |  | L3 | Matt Chapman | SF | 3B | 3B | 3583 |   |   |  | B1 | Max Muncy | LAD |   | 3B | 1163 |   |   |  | M | Jace Jung | Det |   | 3B | 101 | m |   |  | pr | Brayden Taylor | TB |   | 3B, SS | 100 | m |   |  | B5 | Jonah Heim | Tex |   | C | 1305 |   |   |  | T | Keibert Ruiz | Was |   | C | 1261 | IL |   |  | L8 | Danny Jansen | Mil | C | C | 551 |   |   |  | B6 | Matt Thaiss | TB |   | C | 259 | m |   |  | B4 | David Fry | Cle |   | C, 1B, OF | 692 |   |   |  | L7 | Lourdes Gurriel | Ari | OF | OF | 1968 | IL | 2025 |  | L9 | Colton Cowser | Bal | OF | OF | 1270 |   |   |  | L6 | Kyle Stowers | Mia | OF | OF | 213 | IL | 2026* |  | M | Drew Gilbert | SF |   | OF | 100 |   |   |  | M | Robert Hassell | Was |   | OF | 100 |   |   |  | pr | Victor Mesa Jr. | Mia |   | OF | 100 | m |   |  | T | Austin Martin | Min |   | OF, 2B | 283 |   |   |  | T | Michael Kopech | LAD |   | RP | 1431 |   |   |  | R3 | Matt Strahm | Phi |   | RP | 1307 |   |   |  | R1 | Aroldis Chapman | Bos |   | RP | 1245 |   |   |  | R4 | Tyler Kinley | Atl |   | RP | 682 |   |   |  | R2 | Robert Garcia | Tex |   | RP | 595 |   |   |  | R5 | Danny Coulombe | Tex |   | RP | 434 |   |   |  | R6 | Anthony Bender | Mia |   | RP | 269 | IL |   |  | S3 | Cole Winn | Tex |   | RP | 100 |   |   |  | M | Jackson Jobe | Det |   | RP, SP | 100 | IL |   |  | P5 | Aaron Nola | Phi |   | SP | 3768 |   |   |  | P1 | Jose Berrios | Tor |   | SP | 3283 |   |   |  | T | Tanner Houck | Bos |   | SP | 2560 | IL | 2025 |  | S1 | Luis Severino | Ath |   | SP | 2031 |   | 2025 |  | P4 | Miles Mikolas | StL |   | SP | 2028 |   |   |  | S2 | Yu Darvish | SD |   | SP | 1263 |   |   |  | P2 | Clayton Kershaw | LAD |   | SP | 710 |   |   |  | P3 | Casey Mize | Det |   | SP | 528 |   | 2026* |  | IR | Matt Manning | Phi |   | SP | 256 | m |   |  | M | Max Meyer | Mia |   | SP | 226 | IL |   |  | pr | Tyler Bremner | LAA |   | SP | 100 | m |   |  | pr | Tink Hence | StL |   | SP | 100 | m |   |  | M | Emiliano Teodo | Tex |   | SP | 100 | m |   |  | T | Emerson Hancock | Sea |   | SP, RP | 262 |   |   |  | M | Ian Anderson | Atl |   | SP, RP | 187 | m |   |  | L2 | Bo Bichette | Tor | SS | SS | 1546 | IL | 2026* |  | M | Billy Carlson | CWS |   | SS | 100 | m |   |  | M | Jordan Yost | Det |   | SS | 100 | m |   |  
    			 
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full.  Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate.  If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.                  
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    		Roster Limits
    		
              
                | Roster Minimums | 
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                | Category | 
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                | Minimum Hitters (15) | 
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                Hitters over 250 (21) | 
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                | Minimum Pitchers (14) | 
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                Pitchers over 250 (20) | 
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                | Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role | 
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                Players over 250 (35) | 
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                Players in minor league (10) | 
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                 Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 
				45  | 
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                | These players don't count against your 40-man limit | 
               
              
                | Players on IR (max 1):  | 
                Prospects (max 5):  | 
               
             
   		
    		
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