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Qwyjibo Disestablishmentarianists

Owner John Hula / Email Team
Manager Bartholomew J. Simpson
Stadium The Android's Dungeon
Mascot Kang and Kodos
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Cash Balance* 44530
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Team History

Franchise Record254-346 (.423)Highest Finish: 3rd (2024, 2022, 2021) 
Owner Record254-346 (.423) 4 yearsClosest Finish 15 GB (2021)
Most Wins70 (2021) 
Most Losses97 (2023) Bottom Feeder Champ: 2022

Team Roster - Post Season

 
Last Updated 10/26/2025 Player information semi-accurate as of 11/14/2025

45-man Roster

NameML TeamPrim PosSec Pos2026 Salary2025 SalaryCuttingContract
Aroldis ChapmanBosRP 52861245---2026
Junior CamineroTB3B 3564195---2027
Andrew AbbottCinSP 31221641---2026
Dansby SwansonChCSS 29682580--- 
Jacob deGromTexSP 2860398---2027
Ozzie AlbiesAtl2B 25972080--- 
Mitch KellerPitSP 25802620--- 
Tyler SoderstromAth1B, OF 2380246--- 
Byron BuxtonMinOF 23001124---2027
Nick LodoloCinSP 2292663---2026
Adolis GarciaTexOF 22463479--- 
Luis SeverinoAthSP 20372031--- 
Hunter GreeneCinSP 19662739--- 
Lourdes GurrielAriOF 17711968--- 
Casey MizeDetSP 1749528---2027
Adrian MorejonSDRP 1666949--- 
JoJo RomeroStLRP 1549390--- 
Ty FranceFA1B 14401680--- 
Garrett WhitlockBosRP 1340316--- 
Camilo DovalNYYRP 12821473---2026
Patrick BaileySFC 1040887--- 
Jonah HeimTexC 10301305--- 
Kyle FinneganFARP 10171696--- 
Romy GonzalezBos1B, 2B 738237--- 
Nolan JonesCleOF 683603--- 
Connor NorbyMia3B 562230--- 
Michael KopechFARP 5441431--- 
Anthony BenderMiaRP 486269--- 
Dane MyersMiaOF 450129--- 
Emerson HancockSeaSP 437262--- 
Colson MontgomeryCWSSS3B437100--- 
Jared JonesPitSPx303709--- 
Kumar RockerTexSP 261100--- 
Austin MartinMinOF2B245283--- 
Jackson JobeDetSP 200100--- 
Hyeseong KimLAD2BSS, OF189100--- 
Christian Encarnacion-StrandCin1B3B184202--- 
Heston KjerstadBalOF 180122--- 
Andrew KniznerSFC 130190--- 
Ian AndersonFARP 129187--- 
Gavin KilenSFSSx100100--- 
Hagen SmithCWSSPx100100--- 
Emiliano TeodoTexSPx100100--- 

Prospects Roster

These players don't count against your 28-player carryover limit

NameML TeamPrim PosSec Pos2026 Salary2025 SalaryCuttingContract
Prospect - Wehiwa AloyBalSSx100100--- 
Prospect - Colt EmersonSeaSSx100100--- 
Prospect - Harry FordSeaC 100100--- 
Prospect - Victor Mesa Jr.MiaOF 100100--- 
Prospect - Arjun NimmalaTorSSx100100--- 
  
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Roster Limits and Salaries

Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15) 21 Hitters over 250 (21) 15
Minimum Pitchers (14) 22 Pitchers over 250 (20) 18
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role 0 Players over 250 (35) 33
    Players in minor league (10) 0

Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45

 43
These players don't count against your 40-man limit
Players on IR (max 1): 0 Prospects (max 5): 5
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