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Marxball --- Fiorello's Hard Boiled Eggs (66-84, 19 GB)
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Owner
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Jason Kiernan / Email Team
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| Manager |
Otis B. Driftwood |
| Stadium |
The Stateroom |
| Mascot |
There ain't no Sanity Clause! |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry
/ Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
who's on first?
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| Cash Balance* |
40857 |
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Instant Messaging: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 666-438 (.603) | League Champion: 2020, 2018 | | | Owner Record | 666-438 (.603) 8 years | Conference Champion: 2020, 2018, 2017 | | Most Wins | 101 (2021, 2017) | Division Champion: 2022, 2021, 2020, 2018, 2017 | | Most Losses | 84 (2019) | Largest Victory Margin: 23 games (2022) | | | Federation Champion: 2018 | | Benchwarmer Bash - Champion: 2018 |
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This roster is currently ILLEGAL - Here are the problems: You have too many total players over 250 salary
| This lineup is currently ILLEGAL - Here are the problems: One or more players must be placed in a slot One or more players in the batting order have no position You need 9 players in the batting order - you have 7 One or more slots of your batting order are empty One or more slots of your batting order are duplicated You need 6 players on the bench - you have 2 You need 5 pitchers in the starting rotation - you have 4 You need 6 pitchers in the bullpen - you have 5 One or more of your bullpen slots are duplicated You need 3 pitchers as spot pitchers - you have 1 Incorrect number of players at DH Incorrect number of players at C Incorrect number of players at 1B Incorrect number of players at 2B Incorrect number of players at 3B Incorrect number of players at SS Incorrect number of players at OF
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| Last Updated 10/26/2025 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 11/14/2025 |
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Slot |
Name |
ML Team |
Pos |
Auth Pos |
Salary |
Status |
Contract |
| | Paul Goldschmidt | FA | | 1B | 2196 | | | | | Rhys Hoskins | FA | | 1B | 895 | | | | | Carson Kelly | ChC | | C | 889 | | | | | Christopher Morel | TB | | OF | 873 | | | | | Miguel Andujar | FA | | 3B, OF | 762 | | | | | Masataka Yoshida | Bos | | OF | 601 | | | | | Miguel Amaya | ChC | | C | 284 | | | | | Warming Bernabel | Col | | 1B | 163 | | | | | Kyren Paris | LAA | | OF, 2B | 148 | | | | | Patrick Corbin | FA | | SP | 2008 | | | | | Sean Newcomb | FA | | RP | 806 | | | | | Matt Svanson | StL | | RP | 797 | | | | | Yu Darvish | SD | | SP | 718 | | | | | Walker Buehler | FA | | SP | 663 | | | | | Brock Burke | LAA | | RP | 558 | | | | | Drew Pomeranz | FA | | RP | 512 | | | | | Sawyer Gipson-Long | Det | | RP | 105 | | | | L1 | Willson Contreras | StL | | 1B | 1610 | | 2026* | | L2 | Luis V. Garcia | Was | | 2B | 1628 | | | | L3 | Austin Riley | Atl | | 3B | 1841 | | | | L4 | Gunnar Henderson | Bal | | SS | 3943 | | 2026 | | L5 | William Contreras | Mil | | C | 3650 | | | | L6 | Ian Happ | ChC | | OF | 3537 | | | | L6 | Jo Adell | LAA | | OF | 1742 | | 2026* | | B1 | Javier Baez | Det | | 3B, SS, OF, 2B | 1097 | | 2026* | | B6 | Randal Grichuk | FA | | OF | 614 | | | | P1 | Lucas Giolito | FA | | SP | 1962 | | | | P2 | Nathan Eovaldi | Tex | | SP | 2634 | | 2026* | | P3 | Jack Leiter | Tex | | SP | 1665 | | | | P5 | Stephen Kolek | KC | | SP | 696 | | | | S3 | Shane Smith | CWS | | SP | 1644 | | | | R1 | Robert Suarez | FA | | RP | 2385 | | | | R2 | Ryan Helsley | Bal | | RP | 1442 | | | | R3 | Carlos Estevez | KC | | RP | 2357 | | 2026* | | R3 | Joe Jimenez | Atl | | RP, x | 524 | | | | R5 | Justin Topa | Min | | RP | 379 | | | | T | Will Warren | NYY | | SP | 1623 | | | | T | Mitch Spence | Ath | | RP | 570 | | | | T | Kumar Rocker | Tex | | SP | 261 | | | | M | Luisangel Acuna | NYM | | 2B, 3B, SS | 189 | | | | M | Kris Bryant | Col | | DH | 184 | | | | M | Denzel Clarke | Ath | | OF | 161 | | | | M | Ethan Conrad | ChC | | OF, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Joseph Parker | Tor | | SS, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Eli Willits | Was | | SS, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Termarr Johnson | Pit | | 2B, SS, x | 100 | m | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limts
| Roster Minimums |
Roster Maximums |
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Current Value |
Category |
Current Value |
| Minimum Hitters (15) |
22 |
Hitters over 250 (21) |
16 |
| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
21 |
Pitchers over 250 (20) |
20 |
| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
0 |
Players over 250 (35) |
36 |
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Players in minor league (10) |
4 |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
43 |
| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
| Players on IR (max 1): 0 |
Prospects (max 5): 3 |
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