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Qwyjibo Disestablishmentarianists (4-5, 2 GB)
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Owner
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John Hula / Email Team
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| Manager |
Bartholomew J. Simpson |
| Stadium |
The Android's Dungeon |
| Mascot |
Kang and Kodos |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
we're talkin' softball |
| Cash Balance* |
3938 |
| *In Thousands |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 138-162 (.460) | Highest Finish: 3rd (2022, 2021) | | | Owner Record | 138-162 (.460) 2 years | Closest Finish 15 GB (2021) | | Most Wins | 70 (2021) | | | Most Losses | 82 (2022) | | Bottom Feeder Champ: 2022 |
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| Last Updated 4/15/2024 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 4/12/2024 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| L2 | Ozzie Albies | Atl | 2B | 2B | 3931 | | 2025 | | T | Jameson Taillon | ChC | | SP | 2015 | IL | 2024 | | P2 | Andrew Abbott | Cin | | SP | 664 | | 2024 | | L1 | Dansby Swanson | ChC | SS | SS | 3933 | | | | P1 | Dylan Cease | SD | | SP | 3706 | | | | S1 | Mitch Keller | Pit | | SP | 2697 | | | | T | Paul Sewald | Ari | | RP | 2018 | IL | | | L7 | Lourdes Gurriel | Ari | OF | OF | 1950 | | | | T | Clayton Kershaw | LAD | | SP | 1899 | IL | | | P4 | Reid Detmers | LAA | | SP | 1888 | | | | R2 | Michael Kopech | CWS | | SP, RP | 1446 | | | | B3 | Leody Taveras | Tex | | OF | 1398 | | | | L9 | Trent Grisham | NYY | OF | OF | 1387 | | | | P3 | Jose Quintana | NYM | | SP | 1270 | | | | R1 | Kyle Finnegan | Was | | RP | 1267 | | | | R5 | Alex Lange | Det | | RP | 1207 | | | | R3 | Aroldis Chapman | Pit | | RP | 1150 | | | | IR | Jacob deGrom | Tex | | SP | 993 | IL | | | L4 | Nolan Jones | Col | 1B | OF, 1B | 969 | | | | R4 | Pierce Johnson | Atl | | RP | 886 | | | | S2 | Hunter Greene | Cin | | SP | 850 | | | | T | Javier Assad | ChC | | RP, SP | 739 | | | | B6 | Mitch Garver | Sea | | C | 726 | | | | L6 | Mickey Moniak | LAA | OF | OF | 594 | | | | S3 | Luis Severino | NYM | | SP | 544 | | | | B4 | Brett Baty | NYM | | 3B | 537 | | | | L8 | Patrick Bailey | SF | C | C | 517 | | | | B1 | Oswaldo Cabrera | NYY | | OF, 3B | 451 | | | | L3 | Anthony Rendon | LAA | 3B | 3B | 422 | | | | B2 | Nick Gordon | Mia | | OF, 2B, SS | 351 | | | | T | Nick Lodolo | Cin | | SP | 332 | | | | L5 | Christian Encarnacion-Strand | Cin | DH | 1B, 3B | 315 | | | | P5 | Casey Mize | Det | | SP | 281 | | | | M | Ryan Pepiot | TB | | RP, SP | 233 | | | | R6 | Anthony Bender | Mia | | RP | 208 | | | | M | Kyle Lewis | FA | | OF | 192 | | | | M | Sixto Sanchez | Mia | | SP, RP | 123 | | | | M | Dominic Fletcher | CWS | | OF | 119 | | | | M | Hunter Stratton | Pit | | RP | 100 | | | | M | Kumar Rocker | Tex | | SP, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Jackson Jobe | Det | | SP, x | 100 | m | | | B5 | Austin Martin | Min | | 2B, OF, SS | 100 | | | | M | Colt Emerson | Sea | | SS, x | 100 | m | | | M | Junior Caminero | TB | | 3B, 2B, SS | 100 | m | | | M | Heston Kjerstad | Bal | | OF | 100 | m | | | M | Arjun Nimmala | Tor | | SS, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Harry Ford | Sea | | C, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Victor Mesa Jr. | Mia | | OF | 100 | m | | | T | Jared Jones | Pit | | SP | 100 | | |
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Roster Limits
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Roster Maximums |
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
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| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
| Players on IR (max 1): |
Prospects (max 5): |
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