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White Elephant League --- Who's on First? Abbott or Costello (83-67, 9 GB)

Owner Jason Kiernan / Email Team
Manager Lou Costello
Stadium Stage
Mascot I dunno's on Third
Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché Who's on first?
Cash Balance* 5117
*In Thousands  
   

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Team History

Franchise Record667-437 (.604)Conference Champion: 2023, 2022, 2021 
Owner Record667-437 (.604) 8 yearsDivision Champion: 2023, 2022, 2021, 2019, 2018
Most Wins105 (2021)Largest Victory Margin: 18 games (2019)
Most Losses67 (2025) Gore Cup Champ: 2025, 2020
Association Champion: 2021
This roster is currently ILLEGAL - Here are the problems:
You don't have enough pitchers
This lineup is currently ILLEGAL - Here are the problems:
One or more players must be placed in a slot
One or more players in the batting order have no position
You need 6 players on the bench - you have 3
You need 6 pitchers in the bullpen - you have 4
You need 3 pitchers as spot pitchers - you have 2
Incorrect number of players at DH
Incorrect number of players at C
Incorrect number of players at 1B
Incorrect number of players at 2B
Incorrect number of players at 3B
Incorrect number of players at SS
Incorrect number of players at OF
Team Roster - Week -5
Last Updated 2/1/2026 Player information semi-accurate as of 1/9/2026
Slot Name ML Team Pos Auth Pos Salary Status Contract
  Aiva Arquette Mia   SS 100 m  
  JoJo Parker Tor   SS 100 m  
  Jacob Berry Mia   1B, 3B 100 m  
L1 Jake Cronenworth SD   2B, 1B, SS 1762    
L2 Gleyber Torres Det   2B 2808   2026
L3 Alex Bregman FA   3B 2250    
L4 Xander Bogaerts SD   SS 1666    
L5 Drake Baldwin Atl   C 1045    
L6 Juan Soto NYM   OF 7668    
L7 Jo Adell LAA   OF 1742    
L8 Kyle Stowers Mia   OF 1142   2026
L9 Javier Baez Det   3B, SS, OF, 2B 1097   2026
B1 Ian Happ ChC   OF 3537    
B5 Carson Kelly ChC   C 889    
B6 Randal Grichuk FA   OF 614    
P1 Chris Sale Atl   SP 2729    
P2 Nathan Eovaldi Tex   SP 2634   2026
P3 Jack Flaherty Det   SP 2500    
P4 Jack Leiter Tex   SP 1665    
P5 Shane Smith CWS   SP 1644    
S1 Dustin May StL   SP 626    
S3 Sean Newcomb CWS   RP 806    
R1 Robert Suarez Atl   RP 2385    
R2 Ryan Helsley Bal   RP 1442    
R3 Joe Jimenez Atl   RP 524    
R4 Justin Topa Min   RP 379    
T Mitch Spence Ath   RP 570    
M Luisangel Acuna NYM   2B, 3B, SS 189    
M Kris Bryant Col   DH 184    
M Denzel Clarke Ath   OF 161    
 
 
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Roster Limts

Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15) 18 Hitters over 250 (21) 12
Minimum Pitchers (14) 12 Pitchers over 250 (20) 12
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role 0 Players over 250 (35) 24
    Players in minor league (10) 3

Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45

30
These players don't count against your 40-man limit
Players on IR (max 1): 0 Prospects (max 5): 0
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