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Beatleball --- Plastic Ono Memory Elephants (85-65, +6 GA)
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 1594-1461 (.522) | League Champion: 2017, 2008 | | | Owner Record | 605-499 (.548) 8 years | Conference Champion: 2017, 2008 | | Most Wins | 103 (2017) | Division Champion: 2024, 2023, 2020, 2017, 2014, 2011, 2008, 2006 | | Most Losses | 91 (2009) | Largest Victory Margin: 22 games (2017) | Bottom Feeder Champ: 2021, 2010, 2004 |
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This roster is currently legal
| This lineup is currently ILLEGAL - Here are the problems: One or more players must be placed in a slot You need 9 players in the batting order - you have 0 One or more slots of your batting order are empty You need 6 players on the bench - you have 0 You need 5 pitchers in the starting rotation - you have 0 You need 6 pitchers in the bullpen - you have 0 You need 3 pitchers as spot pitchers - you have 0 Incorrect number of players at DH Incorrect number of players at C Incorrect number of players at 1B Incorrect number of players at 2B Incorrect number of players at 3B Incorrect number of players at SS Incorrect number of players at OF
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| Last Updated 10/26/2025 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 11/14/2025 |
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Slot |
Name |
ML Team |
Pos |
Auth Pos |
Salary |
Status |
Contract |
| | Francisco Lindor | NYM | | SS | 5855 | | | | | Eugenio Suarez | FA | | 3B | 4260 | | | | | Ozzie Albies | Atl | | 2B | 2597 | | | | | Spencer Torkelson | Det | | 1B | 2561 | | 2026* | | | Jeremy Pena | Hou | | SS | 2440 | | | | | Lourdes Gurriel | Ari | | OF | 1771 | | | | | J.T. Realmuto | FA | | C | 1457 | | | | | Luis Robert | CWS | | OF | 1184 | | | | | Kyle Stowers | Mia | | OF | 1142 | | | | | Brooks Lee | Min | | 2B, 3B, SS | 1003 | | | | | Rhys Hoskins | FA | | 1B | 895 | | | | | Giancarlo Stanton | NYY | | OF | 856 | | | | | Cam Smith | Hou | | OF | 845 | | | | | Jarred Kelenic | FA | | OF | 397 | | | | | Henry Davis | Pit | | C | 295 | | | | | Austin Martin | Min | | OF, 2B | 245 | | | | | Robert Hassell | Was | | OF | 217 | | | | | Christian Encarnacion-Strand | Cin | | 1B, 3B | 184 | | | | | Rafael Marchan | Phi | | C | 123 | | | | | Gavin Fien | Tex | | SS, x | 100 | m | | | | George Lombard | NYY | | SS, x | 100 | m | | | | Aroldis Chapman | Bos | | RP | 5286 | | | | | Edwin Diaz | FA | | RP | 3698 | | | | | Dylan Cease | FA | | SP | 3247 | | | | | Jacob deGrom | Tex | | SP | 2860 | | 2026* | | | Chris Sale | Atl | | SP | 2729 | | | | | Mitch Keller | Pit | | SP | 2580 | | | | | Carlos Estevez | KC | | RP | 2357 | | | | | Nick Lodolo | Cin | | SP | 2292 | | | | | Kenley Jansen | FA | | RP | 2177 | | | | | Luis Severino | Ath | | SP | 2037 | | | | | Casey Mize | Det | | SP | 1749 | | 2026* | | | Shawn Armstrong | FA | | RP | 1584 | | | | | Pierce Johnson | FA | | RP | 864 | | | | | Michael Kopech | FA | | RP | 544 | | | | | Anthony Bender | Mia | | RP | 486 | | | | | Emerson Hancock | Sea | | SP | 437 | | | | | Max Meyer | Mia | | SP | 382 | | | | | Tommy Nance | Tor | | RP | 276 | | | | | Matt Manning | FA | | SP, x | 152 | | | | | Ian Anderson | FA | | RP | 129 | | | | | Gage Wood | Phi | | SP, x | 100 | m | | | | Thomas Harrington | Pit | | RP | 100 | | | | | Emiliano Teodo | Tex | | SP, x | 100 | | | | pr | Marcelo Mayer | Bos | | 3B, 2B | 149 | | | | pr | Victor Mesa Jr. | Mia | | OF | 100 | | | | pr | Eli Willits | Was | | SS, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Bryce Rainer | Det | | SS, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Owen Caissie | ChC | | OF | 100 | | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limts
| Roster Minimums |
Roster Maximums |
| Category |
Current Value |
Category |
Current Value |
| Minimum Hitters (15) |
21 |
Hitters over 250 (21) |
15 |
| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
23 |
Pitchers over 250 (20) |
18 |
| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
0 |
Players over 250 (35) |
33 |
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Players in minor league (10) |
0 |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
44 |
| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
| Players on IR (max 1): 0 |
Prospects (max 5): 5 |
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