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Beatleball --- Plastic Ono Memory Elephants (85-65, +6 GA)

Owner John Hula / Email Team
Manager the walrus
Stadium shadows on the wall
Mascot the mongoose
Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché there are no problems, only solutions.
Cash Balance* 3196
*In Thousands  
   

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Team History

Franchise Record1679-1526 (.524)League Champion: 2017, 2008 
Owner Record690-564 (.550) 9 yearsConference Champion: 2025, 2017, 2008
Most Wins103 (2017)Division Champion: 2025, 2024, 2023, 2020, 2017, 2014, 2011, 2008, 2006
Most Losses91 (2009)Largest Victory Margin: 22 games (2017)Bottom Feeder Champ: 2021, 2010, 2004
This roster is currently ILLEGAL - Here are the problems:
You don't have enough pitchers
This lineup is currently ILLEGAL - Here are the problems:
One or more players must be placed in a slot
You need 6 players on the bench - you have 4
You need 6 pitchers in the bullpen - you have 3
Team Roster - Week -5
Last Updated 2/1/2026 Player information semi-accurate as of 1/9/2026
Slot Name ML Team Pos Auth Pos Salary Status Contract
  Marcelo Mayer Bos   3B, 2B 149    
  Eli Willits Was   SS 100 m  
  Bryce Rainer Det   SS 100 m  
  Owen Caissie Mia   OF 100    
  Victor Mesa Jr. Mia   OF 100    
L1 Luis Robert CWS OF OF 1184    
L2 Ozzie Albies Atl 2B 2B 2597    
L3 Francisco Lindor NYM SS SS 5855    
L4 Spencer Torkelson Det 1B 1B 2561   2026
L5 Eugenio Suarez FA 3B 3B 4260    
L6 Jeremy Pena Hou DH SS 2440    
L7 Lourdes Gurriel Ari OF OF 1771    
L8 J.T. Realmuto FA C C 1457    
L9 Giancarlo Stanton NYY OF OF 856    
B1 Rhys Hoskins FA   1B 895    
B2 Brooks Lee Min   2B, 3B, SS 1003    
B4 Cam Smith Hou   OF 845    
B5 Austin Martin Min   OF, 2B 245 m  
P1 Jacob deGrom Tex   SP 2860   2026
P2 Dylan Cease Tor   SP 3247    
P3 Casey Mize Det   SP 1749   2026
P4 Mitch Keller Pit   SP 2580    
P5 Chris Sale Atl   SP 2729    
S1 Luis Severino Ath   SP 2037    
S2 Max Meyer Mia   SP 382    
S3 Emerson Hancock Sea   SP 437    
R1 Edwin Diaz LAD   RP 3698    
R2 Carlos Estevez KC   RP 2357    
R3 Michael Kopech FA   RP 544    
T Henry Davis Pit   C 295    
T Nick Lodolo Cin   SP 2292    
M Robert Hassell Was   OF 217    
M Gage Wood Phi   SP 100 m  
 
 
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Roster Limts

Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15) 20 Hitters over 250 (21) 13
Minimum Pitchers (14) 13 Pitchers over 250 (20) 12
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role 0 Players over 250 (35) 25
    Players in minor league (10) 2

Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45

33
These players don't count against your 40-man limit
Players on IR (max 1): 0 Prospects (max 5): 0
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