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Beatleball --- Volkswagon Hipsters (73-77, 4 GB)
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Owner
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Jason Kiernan / Email Team
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| Manager |
Pete Best |
| Stadium |
Central Park |
| Mascot |
VW Bug |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry
/ Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
Near Fig Newton
Far Fig Newton |
| Cash Balance* |
42121 |
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Instant Messaging: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 1667-1387 (.546) | League Champion: 2024, 2021, 2020 | 
| | Owner Record | 651-453 (.590) 8 years | Conference Champion: 2024, 2022, 2021, 2020, 2017, 2009, 2008 | | Most Wins | 100 (2009) | Division Champion: 2024, 2022, 2021, 2019, 2018, 2017, 2010, 2009, 2008, 2006, 2005 | | Most Losses | 98 (2004) | Largest Victory Margin: 24 games (2006) | Gore Cup Champ: 2023, 2011 | | Association Champion: 2024, 2021, 2020 | | Federation Champion: 2024 |
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This roster is currently ILLEGAL - Here are the problems: You have too many pitchers over 250 salary You have too many total players over 250 salary
| This lineup is currently ILLEGAL - Here are the problems: One or more players must be placed in a slot One or more players in the batting order have no position You need 9 players in the batting order - you have 5 One or more slots of your batting order are empty You need 6 players on the bench - you have 1 You need 6 pitchers in the bullpen - you have 2 You need 3 pitchers as spot pitchers - you have 1 Incorrect number of players at DH Incorrect number of players at C Incorrect number of players at 1B Incorrect number of players at 2B Incorrect number of players at 3B Incorrect number of players at SS Incorrect number of players at OF
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| Last Updated 10/26/2025 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 11/14/2025 |
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Slot |
Name |
ML Team |
Pos |
Auth Pos |
Salary |
Status |
Contract |
| | Marcell Ozuna | FA | | DH | 2821 | | | | | Cedric Mullins | FA | | OF | 1398 | | | | | Ke'Bryan Hayes | Cin | | 3B | 1289 | | | | | Jake Burger | Tex | | 1B | 1234 | | | | | Nolan Gorman | StL | | 2B, 3B, 1B | 930 | | | | | Christopher Morel | TB | | OF | 873 | | | | | Reese McGuire | ChC | | C | 207 | | | | | Warming Bernabel | Col | | 1B | 163 | | | | | Patrick Corbin | FA | | SP | 2008 | | | | | Nick Martinez | FA | | SP | 1845 | | | | | Garrett Whitlock | Bos | | RP | 1340 | | | | | Martin Perez | FA | | SP | 889 | | | | | Grant Anderson | Mil | | RP | 810 | | | | | Sean Newcomb | FA | | RP | 806 | | | | | Carmen Mlodzinski | Pit | | RP | 679 | | | | | Mike Burrows | Pit | | SP | 584 | | | | | Brock Burke | LAA | | RP | 558 | | | | | Joe Jimenez | Atl | | RP, x | 524 | | | | | Drew Pomeranz | FA | | RP | 512 | | | | | Justin Topa | Min | | RP | 379 | | | | | Joey Lucchesi | SF | | RP | 268 | | | | L1 | Freddie Freeman | LAD | | 1B | 4798 | | | | L4 | Jacob Wilson | Ath | | SS | 1275 | | 2027* | | L5 | William Contreras | Mil | | C | 3650 | | | | L6 | Christian Yelich | Mil | | OF | 3447 | | 2026* | | L7 | Jo Adell | LAA | | OF | 1742 | | | | B6 | Randal Grichuk | FA | | OF | 614 | | | | P1 | Carlos Rodon | NYY | | SP | 4090 | | | | P2 | Nathan Eovaldi | Tex | | SP | 2634 | | | | P3 | Jesus Luzardo | Phi | | SP | 2671 | | | | P4 | George Kirby | Sea | | SP | 1828 | | | | P5 | Stephen Kolek | KC | | SP | 696 | | | | S3 | Shane Smith | CWS | | SP | 1644 | | | | R1 | Robert Suarez | FA | | RP | 2385 | | | | R2 | Ryan Helsley | FA | | RP | 1442 | | | | T | Willy Adames | SF | | SS | 3818 | | | | T | Mitch Spence | Ath | | RP | 570 | | | | T | Kumar Rocker | Tex | | SP | 261 | | | | M | Luisangel Acuna | NYM | | 2B, 3B, SS | 189 | | | | M | Kris Bryant | Col | | DH | 184 | | | | M | Denzel Clarke | Ath | | OF | 161 | | | | M | Jordan Lawlar | Ari | | 3B, 2B | 100 | | | | M | Joseph Parker | Tor | | SS, x | 100 | m | | | M | Aiva Arquette | Mia | | SS, x | 100 | m | | | M | Ethan Conrad | ChC | | OF, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Seaver King | Was | | SS, x | 100 | m | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limts
| Roster Minimums |
Roster Maximums |
| Category |
Current Value |
Category |
Current Value |
| Minimum Hitters (15) |
22 |
Hitters over 250 (21) |
13 |
| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
23 |
Pitchers over 250 (20) |
23 |
| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
0 |
Players over 250 (35) |
36 |
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Players in minor league (10) |
7 |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
45 |
| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
| Players on IR (max 1): 0 |
Prospects (max 5): 1 |
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