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Reality Bites --- Gashouse Gorillas (50-100, 35 GB)
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Owner
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Rob Behymer / Email Team
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| Manager |
Bugs Bunny |
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| Mascot |
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| Team Motto / Rallying Cry
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| Cash Balance* |
43614 |
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Instant Messaging: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 1455-1301 (.528) | League Champion: 2007 | | | Owner Record | 1455-1301 (.528) 19 years | Conference Champion: 2007 | | Most Wins | 98 (2007) | Division Champion: 2019, 2007 | | Most Losses | 103 (2024) | Largest Victory Margin: 9 games (2007) | Gore Cup Champ: 2011, 2010, 2006; Bottom Feeder Champ: 2017, 2012 | | Benchwarmer Bash - Champion: 2007 |
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This roster is currently legal
| This lineup is currently ILLEGAL - Here are the problems:
One or more players must be placed in a slot
You need 9 players in the batting order - you have 0
One or more slots of your batting order are empty
You need 6 players on the bench - you have 0
You need 5 pitchers in the starting rotation - you have 0
You need 6 pitchers in the bullpen - you have 0
You need 3 pitchers as spot pitchers - you have 0
Incorrect number of players at DH
Incorrect number of players at C
Incorrect number of players at 1B
Incorrect number of players at 2B
Incorrect number of players at 3B
Incorrect number of players at SS
Incorrect number of players at OF
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| Last Updated 10/26/2025 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 11/14/2025 |
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Slot |
Name |
ML Team |
Pos |
Auth Pos |
Salary |
Status |
Contract |
| | William Contreras | Mil | | C | 3650 | | | | | Randy Arozarena | Sea | | OF | 3273 | | | | | Bryan Reynolds | Pit | | OF | 3054 | | | | | Marcell Ozuna | FA | | DH | 2821 | | | | | James Wood | Was | | OF | 2803 | | 2027* | | | Josh Naylor | Sea | | 1B | 2716 | | 2026 | | | C.J. Abrams | Was | | SS | 2661 | | 2026 | | | Andy Pages | LAD | | OF | 2494 | | 2027* | | | Jeremy Pena | Hou | | SS | 2440 | | | | | Xander Bogaerts | SD | | SS | 1666 | | | | | Will D. Smith | LAD | | C | 1567 | | 2026 | | | Colton Cowser | Bal | | OF | 909 | | | | | Gabriel Arias | Cle | | 2B, SS, 3B | 829 | | | | | Noelvi Marte | Cin | | 3B, OF | 731 | | | | | Chandler Simpson | TB | | OF | 719 | | | | | Coby Mayo | Bal | | 1B | 331 | | | | | Triston Casas | Bos | | 1B | 292 | | | | | Kristian Campbell | Bos | | 2B, OF | 271 | | | | | Ronny Mauricio | NYM | | 3B, 2B, SS | 191 | | | | | Joey Loperfido | Tor | | OF | 184 | | | | | Alejandro Osuna | Tex | | OF | 170 | | | | | C.J. Kayfus | Cle | | OF, 1B | 153 | | | | | Adael Amador | Col | | 2B | 123 | | | | | Orelvis Martinez | Was | | 2B, x | 100 | m | | | | Jordan Lawlar | Ari | | 3B, 2B | 100 | | | | | Charlie Condon | Col | | OF, x | 100 | m | | | | Edwin Diaz | FA | | RP | 3698 | | 2026 | | | Bryan Woo | Sea | | SP | 3326 | | 2026* | | | Davis Martin | CWS | | SP | 1388 | | | | | Bryce Miller | Sea | | SP | 1338 | | 2026 | | | Camilo Doval | NYY | | RP | 1282 | | 2026 | | | Spencer Schwellenbach | Atl | | SP | 1110 | | 2027* | | | Caleb Thielbar | FA | | RP | 955 | | | | | Justin Steele | ChC | | SP | 677 | | | | | Daniel Lynch | KC | | RP | 548 | | | | | Jonathan Cannon | CWS | | SP | 547 | | | | | Ben Brown | ChC | | SP | 546 | | | | | Grayson Rodriguez | Bal | | SP, x | 373 | | | | | Justin Slaten | Bos | | RP | 230 | | | | | Troy Melton | Det | | RP | 200 | | | | | Roki Sasaki | LAD | | SP | 189 | | | | | Jesus Tinoco | FA | | RP | 179 | | | | | Christian Scott | NYM | | SP, x | 123 | | | | | Didier Fuentes | Atl | | SP | 100 | | | | pr | Colson Montgomery | CWS | | SS, 3B | 437 | | | | pr | Jeferson Quero | Mil | | C, x | 100 | | | | pr | Chase DeLauter | Cle | | OF, x | 100 | | | | pr | Liam Doyle | StL | | SP, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Andrew Painter | Phi | | SP, x | 100 | m | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limts
| Roster Minimums |
Roster Maximums |
| Category |
Current Value |
Category |
Current Value |
| Minimum Hitters (15) |
26 |
Hitters over 250 (21) |
18 |
| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
18 |
Pitchers over 250 (20) |
12 |
| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
0 |
Players over 250 (35) |
30 |
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Players in minor league (10) |
0 |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
44 |
| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
| Players on IR (max 1): 0 |
Prospects (max 5): 5 |
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