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Four Star League --- General Anesthetic (73-77, 11 GB)
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Owner
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John Hula / Email Team
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| Manager |
Corporal Punishment |
| Stadium |
The Theatre of War |
| Mascot |
An Abject Figure |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry
/ Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
This means war! |
| Cash Balance* |
42142 |
| *In Thousands |
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Instant Messaging: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 1042-1112 (.484) | League Champion: 2021 | | | Owner Record | 516-588 (.467) 8 years | Conference Champion: 2021 | | Most Wins | 86 (2014) | Division Champion: 2021, 2014, 2011 | | Most Losses | 87 (2024, 2017) | Largest Victory Margin: 14 games (2011) | Gore Cup Champ: 2022, 2013 |
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This roster is currently legal
| This lineup is currently ILLEGAL - Here are the problems:
One or more players must be placed in a slot
You need 9 players in the batting order - you have 0
One or more slots of your batting order are empty
You need 6 players on the bench - you have 0
You need 5 pitchers in the starting rotation - you have 0
You need 6 pitchers in the bullpen - you have 0
You need 3 pitchers as spot pitchers - you have 0
Incorrect number of players at DH
Incorrect number of players at C
Incorrect number of players at 1B
Incorrect number of players at 2B
Incorrect number of players at 3B
Incorrect number of players at SS
Incorrect number of players at OF
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| Last Updated 10/26/2025 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 11/14/2025 |
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Slot |
Name |
ML Team |
Pos |
Auth Pos |
Salary |
Status |
Contract |
| | Riley Greene | Det | | OF | 3652 | | 2026 | | | Dansby Swanson | ChC | | SS | 2968 | | | | | Gleyber Torres | FA | | 2B | 2808 | | | | | Spencer Torkelson | Det | | 1B | 2561 | | | | | Nolan Arenado | StL | | 3B | 1776 | | | | | Lourdes Gurriel | Ari | | OF | 1771 | | | | | Nick Kurtz | Ath | | 1B | 1719 | | | | | Sal Frelick | Mil | | OF | 1618 | | | | | Willson Contreras | StL | | 1B | 1610 | | | | | Andrew Vaughn | Mil | | 1B | 1564 | | | | | Lenyn Sosa | CWS | | 1B, 2B | 1386 | | | | | Mickey Moniak | Col | | OF | 1384 | | | | | Andrew McCutchen | FA | | DH | 1378 | | | | | Brett Baty | NYM | | 2B, 3B | 885 | | | | | Royce Lewis | Min | | 3B | 843 | | | | | Romy Gonzalez | Bos | | 1B, 2B | 738 | | | | | Danny Jansen | FA | | C | 634 | | | | | Eloy Jimenez | FA | | DH, x | 350 | m | | | | Brady House | Was | | 3B | 301 | | | | | Austin Martin | Min | | OF, 2B | 245 | | | | | Robert Hassell | Was | | OF | 217 | | | | | Hyeseong Kim | LAD | | 2B, SS, OF | 189 | | | | | Zac Veen | Col | | OF | 100 | | | | | Gavin Fien | Tex | | SS, x | 100 | m | | | | Kevin Alcantara | ChC | | OF | 100 | | | | | Aroldis Chapman | Bos | | RP | 5286 | | | | | Zack Wheeler | Phi | | SP | 3452 | | | | | Dylan Cease | FA | | SP | 3247 | | | | | Sonny Gray | StL | | SP | 3111 | | | | | Mitch Keller | Pit | | SP | 2580 | | | | | Casey Mize | Det | | SP | 1749 | | 2026* | | | Shawn Armstrong | FA | | RP | 1584 | | | | | Eduardo Rodriguez | Ari | | SP | 1539 | | | | | Garrett Whitlock | Bos | | RP | 1340 | | | | | Brock Burke | LAA | | RP | 558 | | | | | Michael Kopech | FA | | RP | 544 | | | | | Anthony Bender | Mia | | RP | 486 | | | | | Emerson Hancock | Sea | | SP | 437 | | | | | Max Meyer | Mia | | SP | 382 | | | | | Tommy Nance | Tor | | RP | 276 | | | | | Seth Halvorsen | Col | | RP | 219 | | | | | Jackson Jobe | Det | | SP | 200 | | | | | Ian Anderson | FA | | RP | 129 | | | | | Tyler Bremner | LAA | | SP, x | 100 | m | | | | Emiliano Teodo | Tex | | SP, x | 100 | | | | pr | Gavin Kilen | SF | | SS, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Victor Mesa Jr. | Mia | | OF | 100 | | | | pr | Max Clark | Det | | OF, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Gavin Cross | KC | | OF, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Asa Lacy | KC | | RP, x | 100 | m | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limts
| Roster Minimums |
Roster Maximums |
| Category |
Current Value |
Category |
Current Value |
| Minimum Hitters (15) |
25 |
Hitters over 250 (21) |
19 |
| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
20 |
Pitchers over 250 (20) |
15 |
| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
0 |
Players over 250 (35) |
34 |
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Players in minor league (10) |
0 |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
45 |
| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
| Players on IR (max 1): 0 |
Prospects (max 5): 5 |
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