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Four Star League --- General Anesthetic (28-44, 17 GB)

Owner John Hula / Email Team
Manager Corporal Punishment
Stadium The Theatre of War
Mascot An Abject Figure
Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché This means war!
Cash Balance* 2799
*In Thousands  
   

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Team History

Franchise Record1115-1189 (.484)League Champion: 2021 
Owner Record589-665 (.470) 9 yearsConference Champion: 2021
Most Wins86 (2014)Division Champion: 2021, 2014, 2011
Most Losses87 (2024, 2017)Largest Victory Margin: 14 games (2011)Gore Cup Champ: 2022, 2013
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Team Roster - Week 15
Last Updated 6/27/2026 Player information semi-accurate as of 6/26/2026
Slot Name ML Team Pos Auth Pos Salary Status Contract
  Blaze Jordan StL   1B, 3B 100    
L1 Sal Frelick Mil OF OF 1618    
L2 Dansby Swanson ChC SS SS 2968    
L3 Nick Kurtz Ath 1B 1B 1719    
L4 Willson Contreras Bos DH 1B 1610    
L5 Nolan Arenado Ari 3B 3B 1776    
L6 Riley Greene Det OF OF 3652   2026
L7 Lourdes Gurriel Ari OF OF 1771    
L8 Carter Jensen KC C C 100    
L9 Tommy Edman LAD 2B 2B, OF, 3B 877    
B1 Spencer Torkelson Det   1B 2561    
B2 Royce Lewis Min   3B, 1B 843    
B3 Victor Mesa Jr. TB   OF 100    
B4 Kody Clemens Min   1B, 2B, OF 690    
B5 Austin Martin Min   OF, 2B 245    
B6 Patrick Bailey Cle   C 1040    
P1 Dylan Cease Tor   SP 3247    
P2 Zack Wheeler Phi   SP 3452    
P3 Casey Mize Det   SP 1749   2026
P4 Mitch Keller Pit   SP 2580    
P5 Max Meyer Mia   SP 382    
S1 Eduardo Rodriguez Ari   SP 1539    
S2 Sonny Gray Bos   SP 3111    
S3 Drey Jameson Ari   RP 115    
R1 Hogan Harris Ath   RP 707    
R2 Justin Slaten Bos   RP 230    
R3 Justin Sterner Ath   RP 283    
R4 Anthony Bender Mia   RP 486    
R5 Anthony Banda Min   RP 931    
R6 Jonathan Loaisiga Ari   RP 114    
T Gleyber Torres Det   2B 2808 IL  
T Brady House Was   3B 301 m  
T Michael Kopech FA   RP 544    
T Emerson Hancock Sea   SP 437    
M Robert Hassell Was   OF 217 m  
M Jose Fernandez Ari   SS, 1B, 3B 100 m  
M Zac Veen Col   OF 100 m  
M Ben Joyce LAA   RP 229 IL  
M Jackson Jobe Det   SP 200 IL  
M Mason Montgomery Pit   RP 184    
M JR Ritchie Atl   SP 100 m  
pr Gavin Kilen SF   SS 100 m  
pr Gavin Fien Was   3B 100 m  
pr Gavin Cross KC   OF 100 m  
pr Max Clark Det   OF 100 m  
IR Eloy Jimenez Tor   OF, 1B 350 m  
 
 
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Roster Limts

Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15) 21 Hitters over 250 (21) 14
Minimum Pitchers (14) 20 Pitchers over 250 (20) 13
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role 0 Players over 250 (35) 27
    Players in minor league (10) 7

Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45

41
These players don't count against your 40-man limit
Players on IR (max 1): 1 Prospects (max 5): 4
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